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They have trams for bulky household waste in Zurich! Holy Dina! There are two trams, specifically (translation courtesy of Google Translate):

Bemerkung (Cargo-Tram) For city dwellers without cars. You can submit for free: combustible bulky (small furniture, furniture, skis, polystyrene, carpets, etc.), metal (wire, bikes / bicycles, cake plates, metal racks, pans, etc.), earthenware, pottery, glass (glass images, B….

E-Tram For city dwellers without cars. You can do this for free on: Electronic and electrical equipment and accessories: screens, drills, irons, office equipment, TV, hairdryer, hi-fi equipment, mixers, mobile phones, radios, vacuum cleaners, keyboard…

And in case you were concerned you wouldn't recognize the tram piled high with Johnny Five's spare parts or know how to find it, they even provide a handy brochure with timetable! These Burgermeisters think of everything.