How-to: Dress Euro

Step 1: find a track suit in an outrageous colour.

Step 2: sport said track suit; work it.
(Yes, the picture is a little small -- remember, you can still click to embiggen! -- but it's hard to fish iPhone out of a large purse and then surreptitiously snap photos of strangers. Swiss Mister says, "He's small, but he shines bright.")