Thursday, 30 September 2010
Maybe it would be funnier if he hadn't gotten fired?
Then again, maybe not.
Identifying details have been changed to protect the stupid (and to prevent becoming one of them).
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From: Mr. X at THE ANONYMOUS COMPANY
To: One entire country's worth of THE ANONYMOUS COMPANY employees
Subject: Leaving THE ANONYMOUS COMPANY.
Today is my last day working at THE ANONYMOUS COMPANY.
I take this opportunity to thank everybody I worked with. They were nice colleagues and good human beings. So many cultures are represented here in THE ANONYMOUS COMPANY and it has been a great opportunity to learn.
I've decided to take a sabbatical leave and I'm going to travel to discover new things and meet new people for the next year.
Even the longest journey starts by one step, and I encourage each you to make your dream come true.
Wishing you good luck and a bright future !
PS: For those who want to stay in touch, you can reach me at the following address MrX@hotmail.com
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From: Mr. Y at THE ANONYMOUS COMPANY
Subject: RE: Leaving THE ANONYMOUS COMPANY -- ReplyAll
You made me cry!
I do also want to make my dream come true. I want to have tonnes of blonde girls with big knockers at my side all the time to pleasure me.
I won’t for sure find that here!!!!
Seize the day!
Mr. Y
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So are these dudes with the Chromosonal secret identities for real?
ReplyDeleteHey man were you fired? Never mind simpering away about all the beautiful people your leaving, your going out there to find your dream,enjoyed the learning opportunity, etc etc ad infinitum ad nauseum SCREW THAT SHIT!! LEAVE WITH A BANG!! Go into Mister Bigs office and let that WALL-EYED,PIN HEADED ASS KISSING BOOT LICKING PIECE OF SLIMY SNAKE SHIT know what a total zero he really is.Let him know your drooling Bull-Dog was a regular with his ugly wife. Let that magical 'Firs Step" of yours be your Cowboy Boot right up his fat ass! You'll never work there again or any other other place like that fucking tomb if you have any brains anyway. Listen to J.R. Cash in his"Song for The Working Man"and be inspired . Trust me you'll feel like a million and you'll be remembered around there and even better...Respected. When I threw a Senior Art Director from McCann-Erikson down a flight of my second floor studio stairs early in my career,(because of his ass-hole tendencies) the word spread like wildfire and my business tripled. Life is too short to live it like some "Nancy". X,Y, Z, and all the rest of the alphabet out there. Adopt some TRIPLE A personality...don't seize the day...the day probably sucks.. seize whatever made you a serf and and kick its' F.....g Ass.
Anyway, that's my take on it.
But then, that's just my take on it
Hahaha, Ray, you are the best.
ReplyDeleteI sometimes have fantasies about throwing some of my superiors down the stairs, especially the ones who made me cry during residency at 4 am.
But really, I don't think this deserved a firing...perhaps a slight "warning", but really? I'm willing to bet Mr Y's "reply all" masterpiece improved office morale.
Glad you liked it Kathleen. I know, I know, everybody, I wouldn't last a day in the Corporate World.... but then.. It would be one hell of a HALF day since I tend to have Zero B.T.Ls (Bullshit Tolerance level) in those environments.
ReplyDeleteI agree"Y" does bring some comic relief to the whole sad mess. Also, I think now, any Big -Busted Blondes in the anonymous company who have read "Ys" musings, will for their own reasons, probably be on the lookout for anyone showing any "Y"-like tendencies. (This may be a good or a bad thing for "Y").Keep us posted "Y".
There have been some inquiries: no, Swiss Mister hasn't been fired.
ReplyDeleteBut morale at the office may, indeed, be higher...