"Senior District Manager of Materials Sourcing and Corporate Purchasing for Europe, Asia, and Africa."Points awarded for "manager", "sourcing", and a win for including "Africa"! Your gift basket from the company store will be strange and worrisome.
The runner-up, for best acronym, goes to Bob Brooks, for:
"GMOLMSAPFEAA"As his entry noted: "tptally [sic] unpronounceable even in german [sic]." Indeed, it is so awkward it is not known on the internet: Google wonders if I meant "molesafe". I did not, for the record. Your gift from the company store will not be "liners".... which I thought were something else when I bought them for Laura recently. I have so much to learn.
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Congratulations, Matt! Here at Swiss (Mister and) Miss, we love nothing more than to reward good honest effort with strange personal hygiene items.
ReplyDeleteHooray!
*sulk*
ReplyDeleteWow! I won! I don't know what to say! This one's for all the little people out there, making it happen, day in and day out.
ReplyDeleteI know, Jon. I personally thought you should have gotten credit for creativity! So, to make things fair, I am making Swiss Mister get you a wee "Runner Up" prize.
ReplyDeleteGet ready!!!