The Surreal World?

German school is ticking along, and I am (of course!) a superstar student! Perhaps, though, you would be more interested in hearing about one of my fellow classmates?

Mr. St. Moritz (as we'll call him, given his home address) has the perpetual tan of a nouveau riche yachtsman, and the fashionable-for-grey haircut of a 40-something-year-old retiree. He hails from Florida, where his house was used for the MTV The Real World: Key West show:

So. Weird.

His new girlfriend (one can only imagine...) is Swiss, hence the German lessons. Unfortunately, Mr. St. Moritz is very bad at German.

That said, one can safely assume that Ms. St. Mortiz probably doesn't mind -- as long as there is enough champagne on the yacht, who needs to speak?